Hasan

Name given to someone with large genitials (metorphorically bigger than a horse) and very handsome.

Has a cracking persnality and the ladies love him

Guy 1: Man, that guys such a Hasan

Guy 2: Yeah, I know, i wish i was a Hasan <3

by Prince1234567890 September 23, 2010

Hassan

A fat ass greedy hippo who always says he doesnt want food but ends up eating with you

Stop eating my food Hassan

by azuz assholes August 4, 2020

Daniyal Hasan

a very sweet friend.. who is sometimes over efficient but still a friend!! :) He dances a lot and knows a lot by READING!! ;)

Hey you are acting like daniyal hasan!!!

by hjsgshgb October 27, 2010

hamann

A hamann occurs when there has been a problem and then another problem occurs which everyone thinks will make matters worse, however the reverse happens and the new problem rectifies the original one. Its meaning originates from the 1995 European Champions League Final between Liverpool and AC Milan. Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez had made a tactical blunder and had selected a poor team. Injury to one of Liverpool's better players Steve Finnan however forced him to bring on Dietmar Hamann who was on the bench. At the time Liverpool were 3-0 down. Instead of making matters worse, the introduction of Hamann inspired Liverpool for 6 minutes during which time they equalised. They then went on to defend with 11 men for the rest of the match and then fluked the cup on penalties.

I had a flat tyre last night and while I was changing it I trapped my finger in the jack and had to go to hospital. It turned into a hamann for me though cos I chatted up one of the nurses and got invited back to her flat for 'coffee'!

My team were getting beat 2-0 by our local rivals, then to make matters worse I acted like a right idiot and dropped the ball on to a player's head and he scored. It turned into a great hamann though as I got £250 from 'You've Been Framed' for the video clip!

by Bernie Bolte October 13, 2006

Hassan

Perfect in all aspects of life. Amazingly talented and athletic beyond belief. With the "bod" of a god. Is very hot, sweet, and atheltic in school sports. Has the hottest body you will ever see. Is amazingly easy to like. a guy with this name has a kick ass body and is good at sports. he looks like a holister model and wears disigners clothes. hottest kid you'll ever meet. with the nicest body you'll ever see. they seem like the kind of guy any girl wants to date. they lead girls on and have different varities of girlfriends in different cliques. Always has a huge dick no matter what. He can cum when he wants and stays hard until all the girls in the world are satisfied. asically the strongest, hottest man in the world. A Smart, handsom, athletic guy. All around awesome guy.

Hes almost a hassan!

I wanna be like that hassan!

woah..look at that guy..look at his abs.

I KNOW! he's such a hassan!

ey, theres hassan. He's looking amazing.

by jonadomingo May 12, 2010

Hassan Abortion

The process by which two gay hassans both get pregnant and proceed to kick each other in the uterus until the unborn baby falls out. It is then put in a jar and donated to a hospital for research.

Hassan1: Man this baby is annoying.
Hassan2: Ok lets have a Hassan Abortion.
Hassan1: Ok cutie, please proceed to kick me.
Hassan2: Ok honey.

by Zalgooch December 1, 2009

Hasana

intelligent, sexy, strong minded woman. She can cook, clean, and hold her man down and move her body. She can be mean and too emotional but she still a thug.

You will never find another Hasana .

by sanasosilly October 26, 2018