Umbrella hopping

Moving from under random people's umbrellas to other random peoples umbrellas in public because you haven't brought your own

Ugh I forgot my umbrella today and had to umbrella hop from class to class

Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping

by N.TRIPPA April 6, 2011

Hubby Hopping

A girl/boy who jumps from another girls dude or another guys girl to another.

My best friend cheated on her boyfriend by hubby hopping to my boyfriend.

by wynter012 September 7, 2012

Teacher Hopping

Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.

Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!

Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."

by Leminader September 5, 2015

genuine happiness

Experiencing an authentic and profound sense of well being based on reality.

He quickly realized that he could not find genuine happiness in being an alcoholic and drug addict. By focusing on the positive aspects of living and making positive changes he felt empowered and a sense of inner peace and genuine happiness.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

parking lot hopping

Going from one parking lot to the next in a car; hanging out & kissing.

We went parking lot hopping one night, and ended up kissing in the foodlion parking lot.

by Eureka Moss February 4, 2007

Urban Dicktionary Happiness

Is when you tap "See all your definitions" and to find out that one of your invented word definition was accepted and published.

Me: Let me check if my word definitions were accepted.
Me again: ay yay karamba!!! editors finally accepted 1 of 5 submitted words.
Me again: Urban dicktionary HAPPINESS 🙂 Helllll yeahhhh!

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 19, 2020

happiness

A misty outcome from an empty bottle of Scotch.

Was it happiness-ie gamboling above water among the mist yesterday night?

by juandemor December 19, 2012