Hensel

To have a huge weiner

Girl: That dude has a huge wang
Guy: He's a what?
Girl: A Hensel

by Hensel17 June 1, 2009

hasselhoffowned

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

by Hue Jass March 11, 2005

Fuck off, Hasselhoff!

Angry rejection of a statement, suggestion or request.

Doug: Can I have one of your Schnitzels?
Alex: Fuck off, Hasselhoff! You must get your own.

by MrFurius May 6, 2010

Howie Handel

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.

This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.

by Protein Face March 12, 2011

Chris Hansen

The man that YOU will probably meet some day.
Just kidding, he's the man that I'm gonna meet someday in a 'supposedly' 13 year-old's kitchen.

He stars on Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator, which is partners with Perverted Justice, the group that does all the chatting to pedo's and lures them to houses.

Chris Hansen is my enemy.

I'm not really a pedophile, by the way. I'll only be one when I begin to get desperate ;)

Chris Hansen has a weird but cool voice too.

by Tony Huynh April 16, 2008

Hannelore

Sassy but sophisticated. Loves to make inside jokes and laugh. Don't ask them about cats cause they'll just meow back.

Did you see Hannelore today?

by TrickerTricks March 16, 2021

reva haselkorn

the coolest mofo in p-town

hazey korn.

by Anonymous November 4, 2003