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handy way

"let's go to the handy way and get some gas and beer."

"i'm going to the handy way does anyone need anything."
by banners February 27, 2017
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handy hog

Is a guy who goes to strip clubs and hogs all the action
by Boonshanka November 17, 2019
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Himalayan Handy

When you and your buddy are climbing a mountain and they freeze to death, so you rip off their arm and give yourself a handjob with it.
“I got a Himalayan Handy while climbing Everest, it was the best nut I ever had.”
by NutinyourTella June 9, 2019
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verbal handies

When a friend is in an argument this can be used as an easy way to lend aid by using sarcastic questions or sentences that begin with Remember when???....Or didnt you???.... that are damning to the third party in the argument taking place.
I can't believe you ate the last doughnut!(enemy)
Third Party lending aid:::

(Verbal Handies)
Hey bro remember last week when you drank all the coffee?!? That was awesome!
Have you ever drank all the coffee before anyone else had any?!? Mmmhmmm....
Who was the guy last week that drank all the coffee?!? That was pretty messed up....smh
by Brophesor Haus October 10, 2013
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handy dart

1) A slow moving ghetto bus that carries around old people and retards. It is often the target of snowballs, sandwhiches, fruit, jelly donuts, and anything else that can be thrown at slow moving bus.

2)A person without any common sense and says stupid things like "Take creatine,stay hydrated, get huge, have good times." They are also incapable of doing the most basic of tasts like opening pop cans, drinking milk, or not dropping half eaten corn dogs into the couch.
1)Hey guys! The handy dart is comming. Let's fucking throw shit at it.

2)(3 Half eaten corn dogs are found in the couch) Fuck Bruce! What kind of handy dart drops half eaten corn dogs into the couch?
by Christian B October 27, 2005
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rough handy

A hand job without lube or care of chaffing.
The weed wasn't very good, so I paid for it with a rough handy.
by Azykial May 9, 2014
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handy pandy

dude i got handy pandy from her
by shaker December 8, 2007
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