handy way

a gas station or convenience store.

"let's go to the handy way and get some gas and beer."

"i'm going to the handy way does anyone need anything."

by banners February 27, 2017

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handy hog

Is a guy who goes to strip clubs and hogs all the action

Patrick is such a handy hog

by Boonshanka November 17, 2019

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tandem handy

When you jerk off two dudes at the same time

Kc gave a tandem handy last night

by Mountjew September 20, 2019

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Handy Sammy

When you Have your Boyfriend (Or guy friend) make you a Ham sandwich and proceed to Jerk him off while you eat it. Can also be made with any other deli meat.

"Hey babe Wanna Handy sammy? Im hungry!"

"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"

Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"

Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "

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handy dart

1) A slow moving ghetto bus that carries around old people and retards. It is often the target of snowballs, sandwhiches, fruit, jelly donuts, and anything else that can be thrown at slow moving bus.

2)A person without any common sense and says stupid things like "Take creatine,stay hydrated, get huge, have good times." They are also incapable of doing the most basic of tasts like opening pop cans, drinking milk, or not dropping half eaten corn dogs into the couch.

1)Hey guys! The handy dart is comming. Let's fucking throw shit at it.

2)(3 Half eaten corn dogs are found in the couch) Fuck Bruce! What kind of handy dart drops half eaten corn dogs into the couch?

by Christian B October 27, 2005

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