1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").
This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.
This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.
When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.
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Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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1. when a person is unable or incapable of clapping in a conventional way.
if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."
*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.
2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)
if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."
*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.
2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)
Pedro kept trying to clap for the dancers, but he couldn't, because he had just banged his hand on the edge of a table, rendering him handiclapped.
by falltothesky January 10, 2009
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Get the Handscaping mug.There's nothing that's actually keeping you from starting your own business other than the handicrap you're burdening yourself with.
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Get the Handicrap mug.Someone who spends their whole life on snapchat and typically resides in a group chat. Handucaps like to argue with people of all races and nationality. They typically have at least 3 boyfriends at any given time and have an IQ of about 76.
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Get the Handucap mug.Being a combination of Hanlon and Handicapped. This word represents one's ability to get through life despite the fact they can't even put their pants on straight without guidance. Hanlon coming from a legend out of Nova Scotia who demonstrates this phenomenon.
Bro 1: Man I accidently kissed my ex in front of my date. Bit the date still came home with me. How did that happen?
Bro 2: That's because you're Hanlicapped and she felt social guilt ditching you.
Bro 2: That's because you're Hanlicapped and she felt social guilt ditching you.
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