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hateful

An adjective used to describe an absurdly heinous act/condition/law, usually perpetrated by a malevolent or indifferent force (such as a God or the DMV), against a member of the universe who is just trying to live their life & keep their shit together.

An act of harm that is so impersonal and mundane in its brutality that it is beyond simple mean-spiritedness.
(Person 1): "Hey how come you're late? What happened to your forehead, that looks terrible.."
(Person 2): "Well I was bending down to grab some tupperware to put my crappy work lunch in, and when I stood up I hit my face on the corner of the counter full force and started bleeding everywhere.. "
(Person 1): "wow that's hateful."
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"I overdrew from my bank account by 8 cents buying toilet paper, and now I have to pay this fucking hateful $30 fee!!"
by Roberto Lewis November 2, 2009
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Hades

Hades: the God of the Dead; keeper of souls; Lord of the Underworld
AKA: Pluto, Aides, Aidenous...
Rules the land of the dead, where your worthless soul is going someday...
We all bow and worship the magnificent Lord Hades...or he'll fuckin' kill us...
by Hades October 17, 2004
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Hatefuck

Consensual sex with your partner after a bad argument.
Jitka and I had a terrible argument, but a hatefuck sorted us out...
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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Hadfield

To pull a Hadfield is to completely blow something out of proportion.
Hadfield: I made this awsome catch in cricket today, i dived about 5 meters and the caught it even though it broke my hand!
Other person: Right....

Hadfield: Every time i see that girl i throw up in my mouth.
Other person: Dude shes just an ugly girl, i doubt your actually sick.
by Tezza M July 15, 2009
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Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.
"Ah mate, that Porshia girl was mental last night. She let me give her the old Hades Hook"
by MadBantsForMadLads June 18, 2016
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hadeth

Had+eth

Makes use of old English’s use of the suffix-eth on random words to make you sound older and smarter
I hadeth no choice! It was me or her and I chose her!
by Realwon24 January 11, 2018
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Hades

the best fortnite player in the world. His real name is Austin. He is better than ninja and myth combined
by Beaty123 June 6, 2018
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