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horsedar

A womans ability at a bar to sense the presence of a horse penis in the vicinity just by looking at a man.

Radar....but picks up on horse penis posessors.
"Julie must have horsedar! She always hooks up with dudes that have mammoth horse penises! What a bitch."
by Bstow May 22, 2008
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hoedar

a word used whenever you see a hoe, a.k.a. a guy/girl that has played you horrendously; a whore/manwhore; a slut; a hoebag; a douchebag; a skank; and cannot actually say their name out loud in case of a terrible gossiping tragedy or in fear of they themselves knowing they are a hoe, even though they should know already.
Samantha: Oh, there goes Ryan!
Tara and Alex: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! It looks like our HOEDARS are going off!
by itsmehduh November 18, 2009
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hosd

Head of school day; the day when the headmaster cancels school
Jack: yo are you gonna do work
Adrian: nah b, it’s hosd tomorrow
by YoyoyoitsyamanstoyotA January 30, 2018
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HOreditary

When being a Hoe, Thot, slut, Runs in the Family, in the genes.
Shelby is a Hoe just like her Mom Lyndsey, must be Horeditary!
by Dramafree13 November 20, 2019
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Horsedickulous

Is a term used to describe the dick of a human male that rivals that of a horse.
You wouldn’t believe the things women say to me about my gigantic cock. As a matter of fact, I met this girl Renee on Saturday and as I dropped my trousers to unveil the Cadillac of dongs, she proceeded to tell me it was Horsedickulous! Completely taken aback by her comment, I asked if she was insulting me, to which she said no, your dick is so ridiculously big, it looks like it belongs on a horse. After delivering the Dong for what seemed to be an eternity, I bounced expecting to never see or hear from her again. I’ve ran across my fair share of women, but this Renee is a top of the line Horsedick Hound, and I’m a little worried she’s going to seriously injure me, or worse, cut off my meaty member and make a bronze replica. If you know a bodyguard for dongs, please contact me!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
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Hose the cunt

A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:

1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.

Etymology:

Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.

To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss' overbearing nature get you down. Hose the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
by groundfound April 22, 2021
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hesed

Hesed describes a sense of love and loyalty that inspires merciful and compassionate behavior toward another person.

When God appeared to Moses to give the Law a second time, He described Himself as “abounding in” or “filled with” hesed, which is translated “love and faithfulness,” “unfailing love,” “faithful love,” “steadfast love,” and “loyal love,” depending on the Bible version (Exodus 34:6–7).

The core idea of this term communicates loyalty or faithfulness within a relationship. Thus, hesed is closely related to God’s covenant with His people, Israel. As it relates to the concept of love, hesed expresses God’s faithfulness to His people.
hesed makes our relationship last longer and happy
by lovegelay June 7, 2021
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