heady is a pretty and a sassy girl a beautiful girl she might be struggle to handle but every time she's in a bad mood she will be funny as if never happened she's independent but a beautiful girl .
heady
by anonymous October 7, 2021

A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.
by Maddog55 October 27, 2019

A stinky, dirtier, lazier version of a hippy. Ulti-heady's are so worthless, they can't even be a heady spinner at a concert. They end up bumming shrooms and weed outside the shows, and never actually get to see any music.
by $ot$haman June 29, 2011

*notices all the chips are gone*
Person 1: Hey, what kind of heady bobby would eat all the chips!?
Person 2: *Whistles innocently*
Person 1: Hey, what kind of heady bobby would eat all the chips!?
Person 2: *Whistles innocently*
by MyspaceTrash2001 September 19, 2018

by Heady8354 June 29, 2021

by v1nny2lurkxz August 8, 2022

When you slap some freshly cooked pasta on your weiner and then your girlfriend gives you head. (No waifu body pillows)
by The Spaghetti Headster April 15, 2020
