hoobastank

"The posterboy for faceless generic rock if not for the fact if you think about it, a posterboy can't be faceless."

A piece of shit band that is highly overrated by teens and girly-girls who seem to be in love with the band members. The Reason, almost as bad as the "Voice inside my YED" by Crap 182, is some bleeding heart song about

"I jus want u to knoowwwwwwwwww
I've found the reason for meeeeeeee
to change wut i use 2 beeeeeeeeee
a weezon to start over newwwwwwwwww
and the reason is uuuuuuuuuu"

It's basically the same thing over and over again very slowly. Down with Hoobastank. Bad music is a sin.

d00d: hay bitch ur the reason for me
d00d gf: omg u lisin 2 hoobasuck ur gay

by ThaNeoGospel November 6, 2004

Hoobastank

A band that has sucked so much cock that their name has now become a choice word for penis.

Man, Long Dong Silver has the biggest Hoobastnk i have ever seen!!

by SMQ April 25, 2005

hoobastank

the technique of rippin a nasty one in the palm of one's hand, then sticking it under some unexpecting fools nose, thus letting him savor the flavor. also refered to as a "buttercup"

oh damn, i just got hoobastank'd

by dave n' eddie September 1, 2004

Hobart, Tasmania

Hobart is the most beautiful place in Tasmania. It has everything Launceston doesn't. The population will increase dramatically soon due to everybody wanting boost and cold rock. Hobart is well known for their shop 'Burnies'

Hobart, Tasmania is fun.

by Paris Lol May 26, 2011

hoobastank

The members of the band seem to enjoy coming up with different definitions for the term, from a shoe lover to a person with a smelly butt, so there may be no official definition, at least as far as they're concerned.

There is no definition.

by nowayman April 24, 2005

hobagg

a whore

that girls a hobagg

by A-Hop June 10, 2003

Dutty Hobag

The Dutty Hobag is a pimping term for a large bag used to round up the dirty hoes (in other words not very attractive girls), it has become a general derogative term for a woman.

Damn bitch, yo' be one dutty hobag!

by Dutty Crimson November 15, 2004