two hairs past freckle

a reply from someone who doesn't have a watch, usually said after someone asks what time it is.

1: Hey, what time is it?

2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's two hairs past freckle.

by mjaggard July 19, 2011

the red hairs

the sweet sweet suga, the veins, the kick

Curbles Bacon "yo, did you see the red hairs"
Tobles "yea dawg, those are the veins, sweet sweet suga, you know, that kick"
Glables "I'M SHIT FUCK HIGH"

by im glenjamin December 6, 2006

hairslut

A person, usually female, with long hair that lets alot of different people and sexes play with their hair, possibly out of low self esteem.

"Wow, thats the fifth boy that shes let touch her hair today. What a hairslut."

by vinceoffers March 7, 2009

Hails

Greeting between black metal brethren.

Also, "infernal hails".

"Hails, bro!" "Good morrow to you too, brother."

by AveSatana October 26, 2008

Hailsham

The true and utter birth place of the chav. Located in East Sussex at the bottom of England, it is close by to Eastbourne. It has a few buses, that go to Polegate and Eastbourne. Yep, thats right, only two places, and no train station. But if you'd been there, you'd understand why the rest of Sussex wants to keep them closed in. There are a few spots known as "The nice bits" of Hailsham. By this they mean that as chavs go by in cars they try and spit on you, rather than mug you. Hailsham. Where the STI's are airbourne. Where a drive by isn't being shot at, it's a drive by shanking. What else can I say. Don't go there. And if your already there, get out as soon as you can. (Unless your one of the pikey chavs, you can stay in there.)

"Hey dude theres a party in Hailsham tommorow, wanna go?"

"No way man! Laura drove through Hailsham, and came out with chlamydia!"

by Rad-E July 29, 2009

hairshirting

The shallow regimen of feigned, token suffering and "paying your dues" that is disgracefully required of already perfectly-talented newcomers by petty, candle-snuffing incumbents who control some particular bottleneck industry.

The term derives from the arcane, masochistic practice of wearing of an incredibly itchy and uncomfortable shirt woven out of human hair, all in the cause of feigning one's humility and penitence for the benefit of some petty religious rulership.

"Yeah, I could've been published years earlier, but none of the agents and publishers would allow it until I went through their life-crushing, byzantine gauntlet of ass-kissing and hairshirting."

by C'est Logique September 25, 2011

hailstorm

When a phenomena occurs without any planning or communication, and is executed perfectly by multiple participants as if planned.

John and Joe walk up to a control box with two buttons. John and Joe look at one another. Nod, say "Hailstorm." And then in unison push both buttons at the same time.

John and Joe walk up to a cliffside. John and Joe look at one another. Nod, say "Hailstorm." And they both jump into the water below at the same time.

by AnujSuper9 November 2, 2009