Gulpy Cathy

A thirsty grandma.

You: "Yo Bro - why you lettin that old woman mack on you?"
Friend: "I dunno man... those sags... "
You: "You want'm?"
Friend: "Ya...."
You: "Well, maybe you'll be lucky and she'll be a Gulpy Cathy..."
Friend: "Dude, I hope so...."

by Lady Nelson April 17, 2010

sperm gulper

A person with the uncanny ability to swallow ridiculous amounts of sperm, with a fuckin smile on their god damned face.

"Lydia is a dirty sperm gulper."

by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006

gulping river swallow

1.kinda like a swallow that can drink alot at one time..... and does. Hopefully a girl

2.a girl that drinks cum like milk

Will: hey ya no maria

Dan:ya

will: i turned her into my gulping river swallow

by WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL June 28, 2006

gulpyslurpy

gulpyslurpy: When a girl is hard core slurping on your cock and you both gulp at the same time thus breaking the space time continuum, giving you both 5-10 minute long oragasms.

Dude1: I just got the best gulpyslurpy I could really feel her throat muscles at work man I love gulpyslurpies

Dude2: man thats some righteous shit

by WyomingTheWordGuru August 25, 2020

Mud Gulping

The act of eating or drinking diarrhea.

Bill likes mud gulping and does it with his boyfriend Michael all the time.

by BillPako February 15, 2010

Double Gulpper

A phrase used to describe a load which cannot be swallowed in one attempt, and a second swallow must be done. Often followed with gagging, coughing, and in many cases vomiting.

Man 1: I proposed to my girlfriend last night.

Man 2: Why would you do something like that?

Man 1: Last night, I gave her a double gulpper, and she didn't gag, cough, or anything.

Man 2: Wow man, never let that one go!

by Trebor Thunder April 22, 2010

Gulper

Someone who happily drinks all the social distortions, and buzzwords that are created to stereotype people who are fighting for truth in politics. This person might have good intentions yet lack social creativity, and spatial capabilities, and resorts to other peoples terms for power. "Gulpers" are usually associated with both left, and right wing pundits, in U.S. Politics.

Woman: Did you hear about the book "Ecoscience" that Obama's science advisor John P Holdren co-authored with Bush's science advisor, that talks about sterilizing the water supply...etc?

Woman #2(lib): You must be a right winger!

Man(con): But Bush was a great president, except for the mass genocide, and support for eugenics!

woman: Wow,you two are some serious gulpers!

by SickNTired July 28, 2009