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guiri

(Adj.) A guiri is a foreigner in Spain. If you are called guiri is because you did something wrong, jumped down the balcony to the pool or pretend your country rules over the rest.
A: Yo look at that guiri eating tomate con ajo
B: Lol what did he do?

A: He swallowed the whole thing without munching
B: Lol fucking guiri...
by Marmalve September 20, 2020
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guru

One dope ass rapper- Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal......also a member of the duo Gangsarr (with Dj Premiere)
Guru quote:
.....Face bruised and battered/ eyes reflect agony of dreams dat wuz shattered......
Jazzmatazz vol. III.ft the roots.trk 7.
by Endo Allah( Nnaemeka Ajoku) December 9, 2003
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guiturd

A result of shitting yourself so bad because someone was insanely good at the guitar.
The band yesterday made me guiturd.

I guiturded after band practice.
by Blackflame619 March 13, 2009
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bumper sticker guru

someone who has witty and funny bumper stickers
Did you see Mary's bumper stickers? Yeah, she must be
a bumper sticker guru.
by vistaman May 3, 2008
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gurudwara

Worshiping place/mothership for Islam Ver 1.2 - Sikhs

Sikhs often use these as baits by hiding their terrorist gurus (guru bhindranwale bin laden)and then tempting your goverment to attack. After the attack, they will kill you prime minister (ref: Indira Gandhi) and ask for a seperate nation to be made of the ghetto in which they live.

Originally, gurudwaras used to come with a fuse, but not they are available with remote-detonation capability.

Very similar to mosques in architecture, but are white and have 300% more RDX.
Girl: Why is that gurudwara lying on the road?
Guy: Stay clear and inform the police, they want your govt to trip on it and declare civil war

Girl: Where do you come from, you sexy uber-muslim ultra-jehadi?
Guy: From da bronx that is rightfully Khalistan, bitch, and so iz yo house, we've lived in america long enough.

Girl: Who was to blame for 9/11
Guy: Sikhs, bitch, we did it with Canada-bound Kanisha flight 15 yrs before 9/11. Remember?
by Peter Nathan October 7, 2007
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Gurufateh

Gurufateh is kinda like what you would use for anything to make the pie whole, it just fits for anything, anytime and anywhere! (almost all ways fallowed by a round of ooohhhhing and awkward finger snapin *SNAPSNAPSNAP*).
1. bob: Hey! Who broke my vase?

Kim: Umm.... guru fateh!

2. H4X02: HahA yOu NoObZ /GOts T3h PwNd!

1337 N0O8 KlNg: Oh Yeha well at least im not gurufateh!!

H4X02: oH yOU ArE TeH rIgHt AgE!
by DoomAnaar July 15, 2009
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Guru Shwarmi

An all mighty power that will help you in times of need.
"ohh i need help who will help me. Guru Shwarmi. He fixes everything",or "Dont worry about it Guru Sharwmi will fix it"
by Nathan Miles November 30, 2006
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