geometry

A form of mathematics that has few real life applications apart from architecture, contruction, physics, astronomy, and other mathmatical sciences.

WHy do we have to take geometry Mrs. Brunk?

It helps you learn how to think.

Why is this a math class?

Because geometry is math.

Why to we have to take geometry Mrs. Brunk?

by Master_stghm April 9, 2006

gomey

A fool or eejit. A complete tool

Dat fella's an awful gomey

by Alan O'Gorman December 16, 2006

garbage gnome

Noun. After you've taken your garbage out to the street, these shadowy figures come out in the night to take part of it that they perceive as a 'great find' with the intention of fixing it and putting it into their home. Some especially brave gnomes will come during the day to take your garbage, but this is a rare breed.

Examples of things that could be considered treasure by garbage gnomes: Broken/old computer desks, broken/old computer monitors, used/old stained mattresses(because surely those stains could be removed), broken/old furniture, broken/old televisions.

*Kelly takes garbage out to the street*
*Garbage Gnome drives by and sees said garbage*
Garbage Gnome: I can't believe someone threw that away!
*Garbage Gnome loads up something from the garbage in their car/truck/suv*
*Kelly wakes up in the morning, walks outside and notices the recliner she threw out missing*
Kelly: Well, I hope they manage to fix the broken arm on that recliner that grand dad used to piss in while watching tv.

by black kitten October 26, 2006

Nigger Gnome

A garden gnome with a black skin tone instead of the usual white. Generally,they are a rare species of garden gnome.

Person 1: Dude, I just saw a nigger gnome when I was driving home.

Person 2: Holy shit, I thought they were just a myth.

by Splatchawatch June 1, 2010

geometry

a course you are required to take in high school, usually after Algebra. Extremely boring, not to mention difficult for most people. You will never have to use the things you learned about in class in your future career. In other words, GEOMETRY IS A ROYAL WASTE OF TIME.

The skills you learn about and practice in Geometry class will only be useful to you if you decide to become a Geometry teacher. If that sounds pointless and stupid to you, well, welcome to high school!

by little-mouse July 9, 2010

Gnomes Homes

Gnomes Homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms.,which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in nearly all cattle growing areas of Australia's tropical and temperate regions.

About an hour after eating around half a kilo of Gold Top Magic Mushies, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette(yes,,, I know I'm a greedy pigout guts), I entered into a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly busy village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking Gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops, plus there were lots of Gnomes laying about outside their homes in hammocks ,or sitting in groups on chairs, smoking joints and bongs. I had a fantastic time laughing and chatting with these magic little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that Magic Mushies are in fact Gnomes Homes , and that on behalf of all the cows in the world that produce the cow shit that allows the Magic Mushies to keep growing for ever more, they are really happy to supply their excess Gnomes Homes to people who love to use them to "get off their fucking faces" :-) :-)

by Frosty Grego December 9, 2008

Gnome_mage

Gnome_Mages are a very well known little bunch. They are indeed quite better than Humans in all ways. Heck! they are better than ANY race in ANY way.

OMG! It's a Gnome_Mage run for you life he is going to own us!

by Cryomage March 31, 2009