griffin

A funny bird-like animal with a horse body.

I was scared when the griffin attacked me with its sharp claws.

by stine May 22, 2005

GRIFFIN

- cockless mother fucker who will be a virgin forever
- part of Slap Griffin Day
- an all around asshole
- Hypocrite
- always has poopy diaper

"Griffin iz da biggest motherbfucking virgin man w/a hard pajina. He shall fucking die!"

by xX_MICK_E_ MOUsE_Xx October 21, 2019

griffin

An ugly teenage boy who combs his hair and looks like a wannabe Justin Bieber. Is a total player who has nothing better to do with his life then hit on girls who dress like strippers. When a nice girl likes him, he plays games with her and breaks her heart, because he's that much of a jerk. Also, his mom is an awesome art teacher.

DIE, GRIFFIN! DIE, DIE, DIE!

Griffin, stop hitting on my BFF!

by Disvan November 26, 2010

GRIFFIN

A rower with unusually tiny dick who over compensated by being a douchebag

I pulled a Griffin and shat in your car

by JoeMomma46362782 December 10, 2016

Peter Griffin

The biggest Chad of them all

Our father, Peter Griffin is dead.

by BazingaBoyWhipAndNaeNae March 28, 2019

Sam Griffin

To walk around in your skin tight medium festival foods work shirt and flex your 24.5” pythons on those corn-fed hoes (Amanda Brown).

Sam Griffin reps 3 plates on the bench more times than a democrat can blame trump on an issue in 2 minutes

by ballsdeepinyoursister June 27, 2021

Stewie Griffin

Stewie Griffin is a smart baby that is in Family Guy a hilarious show. He does have a football shaped head though. I love it when he says

" What the deuce??!!"

Stewie Griffin is damn smart for his age

by Petergriffin#awesome December 4, 2017