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Goosed

To "pull out" or "eject" rapidly during intercourse and ejaculate on your partners belly.
I totally mavericked her hole, ejected from the cockpit, and goosed on her belly!
by brainstorm85 May 11, 2011
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the motion of quickly grabbing and sqeezing the area near the private parts just below the buttocks with all 5 fingers. usually done by suprise and executed by the male onto the female. men don't goose men and women don't goose men.
ouch! he goosed me!
i'm gonna give her the goose.
by dead_eye July 28, 2003
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goosing

craving, or really wanting something

pitched by ted nivison on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, ep. 34
i'm really goosing for some schmeat right now
by itigo October 16, 2021
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Goose

An animal that a gentleman has
That was RUDE! You do not come into a gentlemans house and touch his goose!
by Cute definitions November 24, 2016
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The Goose

Another name for Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, aka LSD. Only used in certain exclusive underground circles.
Tonight we're gonna get loose with The Goose and watch the Northern Lights.
by Dickhead with Clipboard October 8, 2011
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Gooses

A combination of 'deuces' meaning goodbye or I'm leaving, and 'gars' which is another word for cheap cigars used for rolling marijuana. Used as a verb to describe someone going out to buy blunts.
You better be gooses before you come over to burn.

Do we need to be gooses?
by Warbaby Fox April 28, 2015
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Goose

A goose is a term used for a relatively disgusting female. Usually one whom lacks beauty in one or more physical features. It is also not uncommon for a male, upon seeing a goose, to honk at her as if he is disturbed. Not to be confused for a fat or large female, which would be referred to as a hippo or a walrus.
Man 1: Ayy dude, guess what!? I got it in yesterday.
Man 2: Ewww your trippin.. That bitch was a goose.
by Gary_G October 12, 2010
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