Gooses

A combination of 'deuces' meaning goodbye or I'm leaving, and 'gars' which is another word for cheap cigars used for rolling marijuana. Used as a verb to describe someone going out to buy blunts.

You better be gooses before you come over to burn.

Do we need to be gooses?

by Warbaby Fox April 28, 2015

Goose

A goose is a term used for a relatively disgusting female. Usually one whom lacks beauty in one or more physical features. It is also not uncommon for a male, upon seeing a goose, to honk at her as if he is disturbed. Not to be confused for a fat or large female, which would be referred to as a hippo or a walrus.

Man 1: Ayy dude, guess what!? I got it in yesterday.
Man 2: Ewww your trippin.. That bitch was a goose.

by Gary_G October 12, 2010

Goosed

Completely letting down friends or coworkers by not coming through on a simple task. When asked to right the situation, accomplish the bare minimum just to spite those around.

He really goosed everyone on bring chilli to work day.

by Cruzinbill April 15, 2014

Goose

Someone who's being/acting silly or says stupid things.

Nik, your such a goose!

by Dee_izme May 25, 2006

goose

super cool

dude, that fireworks display was sooo goose!

I hate it when you steal my stuff! So not goose, man!

by Muffinmannioso January 13, 2009

goose

a verb: to step on the accelerator of an automobile... to floor it

Passenger to driver: Goose it!
Car: VAAROOOOOOOM

by g-speezy April 21, 2004

Goosed

1. The act in which a person screws something up, or to be a screw-up (being a "goose")
2. To be extremely drunk on the vodka brand "Grey Goose"

1. You: "Uh-oh, i forgot to give that woman her five dollars in change"

Me: "You goosed it, bud!"

2. You: "I drank so much last night that I don't remember anything"

Me: "You got really goosed on vodka and then passed out with that haggard ass chick.

by GooseMan March 26, 2013