Goons

a gay ass group of high school friends that only talk about memes

That lunch table is goons.

by hold up and hold my johnny February 6, 2018

goofus

A Goofus is a human male who loves skateboarding, tequila shots and all things Indonesian. It is the type of guy who takes his clothes off during a game of ping pong, who breaks out into a mediocre rap in the middle of a normal conversation, and who decorates your bicycle with Christmas lights when you're not looking. A Goofus is all about positivity. He is the guy who will drive you to the beach after dark on the coldest night of the year, and who will drink sake with you in the middle of the day if you feel like it. One of the things that comes out of his mouth most is: "OKAY, LET'S DO THIS" and he says it in such a way that you go: "YEA, OF COURSE, LET'S JUMP INTO THAT PILE OF QUICKSAND, NO PROBLEM, LET'S GO!!!" People are not yet sure why his enthusiasm is so contagious. Theory goes that it's because a Goofus is unusually good looking and his curly hair always looks like he has just woken up, or that it's because he is some sort of weird and very satisfying mixture of smooth and sweet. Nobody really knows, so for the time being, this phenomenon is referred to as 'the Goofus magic'. When you meet a Goofus, keep him in your life in whatever way possible. And if by any strange twist of fate you get the chance, take him out for beer and a make out session - he might be good at life in general but he is excellent at that too.

- "Why are you wearing a silly costume on a regular night out?"
- "I pulled a Goofus."

-"Wow, that dude is amazing!"
- "Yea, he is definitely a Goofus allright."

- "When people are on the verge of getting depressed, they just need to Goofus up their lives, man."

- "For sure!"

- "Yesterday a kid was afraid to do a skateboarding trick so I spread some Goofus magic until he did."
- "Right on, Simon!"

by Latenightsun January 21, 2017

goons

another name for breasts

wow Marc, Nick did you see the size of that chicks GOONS!

by marcs mum June 20, 2010

goomus

A term commonly used in the small town of Bairnsdale referring to the way you look and act.

Lard er all goomy.

Got a durry der goomus

by Scottley January 17, 2008

BJP Goons

Best Jinaist Policies goon squad saves roeloka & Matai from uncertain situations caused by men trying to get some penetrated reflux which is outstandingly remarkable pleasure that should only benefit roeloka and his fulfilment of need from Matai being her jina is like the best feeling of satisfaction like chic-fil-a with alot of Polynesian sauce.

Kahiem the jinaist says to these good fellows Matai is strictly BJP Goons organization put it on the tax cause the candle stick she flare up dripping that wax like confidential modified hacks that will save citizens from the government.

Jinaist Organization is a representation of pro liberal democracy protected by the bjp goon mercenaries

by Jinaist Policies May 6, 2021

goonschlagga

when nathan is a total idiot

"Nathan is acting like a total goonschlagga."

by Hugh Janus III June 3, 2021

Googus

A Jewish term for the penis. This word is usually used after Synagogue when talking about last night with the other jews about the neighborhood tramp, Kathleen Sternberg.

"Feh! Last noight I geschmoygedeed Kathleen Stoynboyg with my googus! Channkukah!"

by chico mana December 6, 2006