Gooner

Somebody who watches porn while self pleasuring. Also... Arsenal Fans.

Are you a gooner? Do you support that shitty football club from north london?

by Its chris not ava kris December 31, 2024

Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

by suckrforme May 28, 2024

Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.

Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.

by GamerTaxFraud March 7, 2024

Gooner

A Guy called Zane masturbating exclusively to his cat

Zane is such a gooner

by Decccyyy March 5, 2025

Gooner

A person who sits in a basement and plays video games all day

“Have you seen Jacob?”

“No he’s been gooning with the other gooners all day”

by Adam sandal May 13, 2025

Non-gooner

People who don't literally goon
uh yeah
really thats it.

"wow you don't goon, your a non-gooner!"
"uh yeah vro, I am a non-gooner."

by Hyperman555 October 17, 2025

Gooner Lent

See No Nut November

I am not ready to give up gooning for Gooner Lent

by Catdaddydrew October 27, 2025