gooned

to be pranked or spoofed that serves the purpose to belittle somebody

"Hey Carlee, you're gonna be the IB Student of the Month for sure!"

"No way Cody! Are you bein for real?"

"Lol no get gooned loser."

by relaton November 8, 2017

goonberrie

A sometimes bashful, awkward person that acts in a silly or goofy manner in a failed attempt to make up for the lack of skills

That teacher is acting like a goonberrie in trying to explain the situation so the students can understand.

by Christine H. December 11, 2007

GOONCHING

This is the act of sticking your finger in the mouth of an inanimate object such as a sculpture or fish mount etc, and taking a pic and posting it on social media to elicit responses from people such as "Whats that?" or "your brave!". Post must include the single word Goonch somewhere.

Look at Munna over there goonching that largemouth bass mount on the wall. He is a definitely a master of the goonch

by plashado January 26, 2018

Gooncoon

A rare hybrid animal consisting of a gopher and a raccoon. Gooncoons are usually docile but can become aggressive if confronted. They tend to have bushy tails, large front incisors, and live in highly wooded areas.

Gooncoon can also be used to refer to a legendary person, one who either resembles a gooncoon in manner or appearance. This compliment can only be utilized to describe the most legendary of people, and should not be applied liberally.

Dude I saw a gopher and a beaver humping it out yesterday, we are gonna have a couple gooncoons on the way.

Met a gooncoon yesterday; that was the most legendary dude I have ever met.

by Goonster123 June 5, 2018

Gronce

Someone who finds attraction in seeing their own grandfather naked

Ethan: my grandad looks hella naked

Friend: woah dude ...you’re a gronce

by Me6728920229 September 18, 2018

Gronce

When someone talks about their friends grandads farts bc they have the big gay

Hi I’m jack I’m a gronce because I talk about my friends grandads farts, I am infected with the big gay and a I have a vitamin D deficiency

by I hate people and life September 19, 2018

Goonie

Another name for a "hood rat"or "go hard broad". The rough freak chick you wouldn't want to be seen or associated with, a goonie will let your whole team hit on the low then get with her homegirls and run up in your girlfriend in public. If she fat and/or ugly she's a SUPER goonie. Used in Danville VA during the mid to late 90s.

"Yo my girl tuff but I can always use a good goonie on the latenite."

"Shorty girl cool but she stay wit a squad of SUPER goonies !"

by 100G Dre*Ski July 11, 2019