Goon
A low ranking with no rights whatsoever. Normally very underpowered and have no ability to escape the hive mind.
Goon by ‘The Sentinel’ September 2, 2020
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A member of the goon squad and/or
a sophomore boy that chases after junior girls out of their league,
Usually a person that makes you glad cloning isn’t real.
Characteristics include: large ego’s, the inability to handle alcohol, and using phrases such as “boom boom”.
a sophomore boy that chases after junior girls out of their league,
Usually a person that makes you glad cloning isn’t real.
Characteristics include: large ego’s, the inability to handle alcohol, and using phrases such as “boom boom”.
Goon by That one Tennessee lady January 29, 2023
Goon
A Goon in the singular is an idiot that does idiotic things with no real harmful side effects other than to them selves. Mostly, the outcome of their goonish behaviour is relatively entertaining to the rest of the world.
The plural, Goonie, is totally opposite. You can only be a Goonie if you have 4-5 other Goons with you. To be a Goonie should be everyones goal in life and if ever reached will automatically rocket you to the top of the food chain, the height of coolness and triple your chances of getting laid. There is a warning in the small print however, Goonies never say die, so if you aim to be a Goonie, SAS training is advised.
The plural, Goonie, is totally opposite. You can only be a Goonie if you have 4-5 other Goons with you. To be a Goonie should be everyones goal in life and if ever reached will automatically rocket you to the top of the food chain, the height of coolness and triple your chances of getting laid. There is a warning in the small print however, Goonies never say die, so if you aim to be a Goonie, SAS training is advised.
"He's just tried to boil an electric kettle on the stove and given himself third degree burns. What a Goon."
goon
1) A shiney silver sack, filled with your choice of vodka, wine or tequilla, which at the time causes great happiness, But may come with various side affects such as;
multiple vom sessions
memory loss
self-endangerment
inability to study or apply make up
overly affectionate behaviour
Also known as Robots Placenta
Can also be used as a comertose pillow, or blow it up again and have a fun game of goon hackey.
multiple vom sessions
memory loss
self-endangerment
inability to study or apply make up
overly affectionate behaviour
Also known as Robots Placenta
Can also be used as a comertose pillow, or blow it up again and have a fun game of goon hackey.
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goon by youowemeacherrycoke October 14, 2011
goon
One that is different from others and has a goonie complex. Dale Johnson. The men in malls who try to starighten your hair. The "badass" kids in 90's movies like Jack Black in The Never Ending Story and many others.
goon by Jenna Johnson May 20, 2007