1. a sweet, kindhearted person usually below 5' tall. while a goober can be shy and and reserved, a goober tends to become wild, sing songs no one knows, growl, bite, and run around, but despite all of this is truely beautiful.
2. a wild animal that attends Bishop Eustace who should not be allowed in public due to her extreme self control problems.
3. a water bottle and hand biting beast that takes German
4. one who wishes they were a disney princess, mostly pocahontas.
5. one who pisses their pants when they laugh too hard
6. one who has extreme infatuations with unattractive hippies.
2. a wild animal that attends Bishop Eustace who should not be allowed in public due to her extreme self control problems.
3. a water bottle and hand biting beast that takes German
4. one who wishes they were a disney princess, mostly pocahontas.
5. one who pisses their pants when they laugh too hard
6. one who has extreme infatuations with unattractive hippies.
by Jiffy Comcast May 17, 2006
Get the Goobermug. by Sheila S February 4, 2004
Get the goobermug. 1.Actually, this word really means peanut, but it has alot of slang terms.
2. Some guy on the Andy Griffon Rider show.
2. Some guy on the Andy Griffon Rider show.
by www.eternalsoldiers.net August 25, 2003
Get the goobermug. Mike Milinauscis a goofy older gentlemen who is a glorified bus boy and great at coming up with stupid jobs that dont accomplish anything and waste a lot of time. has a stupid laugh, comb over, stupid glasses, and thinks he is funny.
by Friendlys29 October 15, 2011
Get the Goobermug. A Goober is usually a goofball or a sore thumb from the group of friends. He usually tends to forget things on purpose, therefore he is harrassed. He will take personal belongings from you and try to avoid thus person until he realizes that he needs a new item.
Wtf is that guy doing?? idk he must be a goober.
hey go talk to that girl..Na shes not into goobers.
Lets club 2nite?? Na.. i'd rather stay home like a goober
hey go talk to that girl..Na shes not into goobers.
Lets club 2nite?? Na.. i'd rather stay home like a goober
by coach-val April 21, 2011
Get the Goobermug. Allan: dude check out the rack on that chick
Tim: what are you talking about she doesnt have any boobs at all
Allan: no, not her that chick is a total goober
Tim: GOOBER?
Allan: yea you know her gut hangs out farther then her boobs
Tim: Ohhhhhh a goober... i got you
Tim: what are you talking about she doesnt have any boobs at all
Allan: no, not her that chick is a total goober
Tim: GOOBER?
Allan: yea you know her gut hangs out farther then her boobs
Tim: Ohhhhhh a goober... i got you
by Goober Guys April 26, 2008
Get the Goobermug. by tiff March 12, 2004
Get the goobermug.