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goldfish girl

A goldfish girl is like that one girl in kindergarten that always had goldfish in her teeth. she always had a very distinct personality and for some reason it was sometimes she would spit all over and her goldfish guts would get on you.
Stella is such a goldfish girl I can’t.
by Justin Galaxy May 8, 2021
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Goldfish in a Soup Can

The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld
One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.
by TheeGoldfishInASoupCan June 19, 2021
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Goldfish

A fish that can gorw to be 6 inches that is often put in 2 gallon bowls, where ignorant karens dont do water changes, add filters or even just give them a 10 gallon tank (which still isnt enough, but far better then a fucking bowl). These ignoranuses go on facebook, asking why their goldfish died. Goldfish are great pets that do great things. Get a goldfish.
Guy 1: Why did my goldfish die?
Guy 2: That guy is in a bowl, has no filter and, by how low the water level is, i can see you dont do water changes.
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: Thats why they died. Give your goldfish a 30 gallon tanl, with an additional 20 gallons for every other goldfish, get them a nice filter, do weekly water changes, and they will be your best friend!
Guy 1: But the guy at petco said they were fine!
Guy 2: Dont listen to big box pet store employees. They dont care about the pets, they care about their money. Lets go shopping together and get you your new pet!
Guy 1: Thanks for the info, lead the way!
by rhmfan July 15, 2021
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goldfish angels

The goldfish angels are the forms of eternal happiness due to their constant smile and the joy they bring to others. On the Great Chain of Being the rank below the saints but above the angels (on level with the archangels). They preside over the goldfish missionaries which are the goldfish we know. The purpose of the missionary goldfish is to bring health and joy to humans so that we may serve to our best ability.

P. S. Atheists and Non-Christians also appreciate the benefits of the goldfish angels and their missionary brethren but they do not acknowledge their true importance.
I’m feeling the blessings of the goldfish angels right now.
by ally3:6 January 22, 2022
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Goldfish farts

DaQuavius really enjoyed his goldfish farts last Friday
by Wet mush February 26, 2022
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Moody Goldfish

When two guys who are really cool and popular start a 2-man band play really good music (normally two acoustic sounding guitars).
by Chicken Man 5500 October 12, 2009
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sloppy goldfish

A shot of cheap tequila with a chunk of week old sun dried fish dropped in, chased by a flat mountain dew.
Get your ass over to the party, we are taking sloppy goldfish shots tonight!
by Robberrdyyckk December 13, 2020
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