A goldfish girl is like that one girl in kindergarten that always had goldfish in her teeth. she always had a very distinct personality and for some reason it was sometimes she would spit all over and her goldfish guts would get on you.
by Justin Galaxy May 8, 2021
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by TheeGoldfishInASoupCan June 19, 2021
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A fish that can gorw to be 6 inches that is often put in 2 gallon bowls, where ignorant karens dont do water changes, add filters or even just give them a 10 gallon tank (which still isnt enough, but far better then a fucking bowl). These ignoranuses go on facebook, asking why their goldfish died. Goldfish are great pets that do great things. Get a goldfish.
Guy 1: Why did my goldfish die?
Guy 2: That guy is in a bowl, has no filter and, by how low the water level is, i can see you dont do water changes.
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: Thats why they died. Give your goldfish a 30 gallon tanl, with an additional 20 gallons for every other goldfish, get them a nice filter, do weekly water changes, and they will be your best friend!
Guy 1: But the guy at petco said they were fine!
Guy 2: Dont listen to big box pet store employees. They dont care about the pets, they care about their money. Lets go shopping together and get you your new pet!
Guy 1: Thanks for the info, lead the way!
Guy 2: That guy is in a bowl, has no filter and, by how low the water level is, i can see you dont do water changes.
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: Thats why they died. Give your goldfish a 30 gallon tanl, with an additional 20 gallons for every other goldfish, get them a nice filter, do weekly water changes, and they will be your best friend!
Guy 1: But the guy at petco said they were fine!
Guy 2: Dont listen to big box pet store employees. They dont care about the pets, they care about their money. Lets go shopping together and get you your new pet!
Guy 1: Thanks for the info, lead the way!
by rhmfan July 15, 2021
Get the Goldfish mug.The goldfish angels are the forms of eternal happiness due to their constant smile and the joy they bring to others. On the Great Chain of Being the rank below the saints but above the angels (on level with the archangels). They preside over the goldfish missionaries which are the goldfish we know. The purpose of the missionary goldfish is to bring health and joy to humans so that we may serve to our best ability.
P. S. Atheists and Non-Christians also appreciate the benefits of the goldfish angels and their missionary brethren but they do not acknowledge their true importance.
P. S. Atheists and Non-Christians also appreciate the benefits of the goldfish angels and their missionary brethren but they do not acknowledge their true importance.
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