A shot of cheap tequila with a chunk of week old sun dried fish dropped in, chased by a flat mountain dew.
by Robberrdyyckk December 13, 2020
Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.
Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.
by Robberrdyyckk March 07, 2024