A character from the fantasy novel known as the Bible.
Many fans of the novel worship this man as if he was an actual person
Many fans of the novel worship this man as if he was an actual person
by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023
Get the Godmug. - Hey what's up God? Got the King Cobra 40's?
- Sure thing, man, let's twist a doobie too.
- Damn Straight.
- Sure thing, man, let's twist a doobie too.
- Damn Straight.
by Anonymous June 9, 2003
Get the Godmug. Someone who is real. I gaurentee his existence.....
The only reason i now believe in god is because Jesus himself came to my house last night. He slapped me with his slippery, flopping cock while i was taking the trash out. He then molested me and said if i told anyone hed kill me! I agreed not to tell but he didnt believe me so he pulled out his rusty looking filet knife and tried to gut me with it! I took off and was shot several times. Thats the last i saw of him......
The only reason i now believe in god is because Jesus himself came to my house last night. He slapped me with his slippery, flopping cock while i was taking the trash out. He then molested me and said if i told anyone hed kill me! I agreed not to tell but he didnt believe me so he pulled out his rusty looking filet knife and tried to gut me with it! I took off and was shot several times. Thats the last i saw of him......
by da hood' November 20, 2004
Get the Godmug. God- A (noun) That (verbs) and does or doesn't exist,(some one's opinion that's been reiterated dozens of times).So god obviously (blank, and blank blank blank).........And now you know nothing about everything you need to know about "God"
by God's spokes person September 18, 2005
Get the Godmug. A guy who gives you no evidence that he exists BUT will let you burn forever and ever and ever if you don't believe in him.
Example 1:
Jimmy : OH MY GOD
God : Jimmy! I'm gonna stuff fire up your rectum until you burn forever and ever and ever....and ever.
Example 2:
Jimmy: HEY WUZZUP GOD
God: GIMME SOME DOPE hOMIE
Jimmy: NO FUCK YOU GOD THAT MA DOPE
God : D=
Jimmy : OH MY GOD
God : Jimmy! I'm gonna stuff fire up your rectum until you burn forever and ever and ever....and ever.
Example 2:
Jimmy: HEY WUZZUP GOD
God: GIMME SOME DOPE hOMIE
Jimmy: NO FUCK YOU GOD THAT MA DOPE
God : D=
by dat what she said August 7, 2009
Get the Godmug. An invisible man created by humans to explain things we couldn't explain. Somehow most people still believe in the invisible man, and think after death you have a non physical life to live.
George Carlin on God:
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you!
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you!
by TornadoGordo June 21, 2017
Get the Godmug. (not to be confused with "a god")
Your all-loving, fag-hating, omnipotent, watches you beat off, all powerful, genocide starting imaginary best friend
Your all-loving, fag-hating, omnipotent, watches you beat off, all powerful, genocide starting imaginary best friend
christian whitebread: How dare you speak against God?! You bastardly heathen!
atheist (or agnostic) chad: Which god?
christian whitebread: The bible one! The real one!
atheist chad: you mean the discriminating genocide starter?
atheist (or agnostic) chad: Which god?
christian whitebread: The bible one! The real one!
atheist chad: you mean the discriminating genocide starter?
by Fried_RiceBiotch May 10, 2019
Get the Godmug.