goober gobbler

A cum-guzzler. A pickle park prostitute. Trucker slang; a queer.

That goober gobbler has been advertising on the cb radio all night long!

by eriks1971 November 9, 2009

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Penis Gobbler

A fruit roll-up like editable condom, when expired causes hallucinations

this chick ate a penis gobbler off my dick and she got mad sick.

by xacy83 February 21, 2011

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A person who enjoys sucking cock so much, that they truly go overboard.
By "overboard" I mean slobbering all over the cock (or drool dripping onto it), as well using their teeth (or gums if no teeth) to munch and knaw on the head. This knob gobbling technique is usually performed by women (or men for that matter) who have not had a cock to suck on for quite a while, or a prostitue who is being paid to suck the cock in this type of fashion (commonly found with no teeth).

"gee-whiz, that prostitute was a fabulous knob gobbler: she salivated all over my cock and gave a great gumjob while she was at it"

by Bossplaya February 15, 2005

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Gummy Gobbler

A lady who loves to fellate, but is so old she has lost her teeth, and so only has gums.

"She was old enough to be my gran, but I just closed my eyes, and I couldn't tell she was a gummy gobbler.

by ezydriver March 8, 2008

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Gizzard Gobbler

A person who loves sucking penis to the extent that it's disgusting.

Girl: Omg Have you seen Paris Hilton in that video?

Guy: Oh yeah It was hot, I'd tap that.

Girl: She's such a gizzard gobbler, It gives a bad name for all women.

by c'estunepute! July 22, 2009

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Slob Gobbler

one who swallows cum, jizz, weiner jizz, skeet skeet, cinnamon rolls, gg etc.

when in an argument, you can use this word to pwn someone. show them whos their daddy. put the smack down on them.

"That bitch last night was a slob gobbler, wuurd."

by Ivy Sizemore January 24, 2009

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