glazed ham

The act in which a guy blows his load all over a girls ass

" Man I busted a nut on this chick last night and gave her a glazed ham"

by Duthch_Rudder June 20, 2009

Cherry Glazer

The act of ejaculating onto the hymen of a virgin girl, thus glazing the cherry

My girlfriend chickened out of letting me take her virginity, so I ended up giving her a Cherry Glazer.

by AESOPping wet October 23, 2015

glazed longjohn

The act of a man ejaculating onto another man's penis.

Pierre totally gave Chad a glazed longjohn last night!

by danjb July 19, 2010

Glines

A name of Royalty. Someone of importance. Someone that other people look up too.

Blair- Jim has really distinguished himself lately.
Jacob- yeah Jim has, he is a Glines.

by Smitty134 March 29, 2011

Glitzed

Being incredibly intoxicated. A step up from 'slizzed', to be glitzed is to be so wasted it is as if you are looking at the world through a kaleidoscope.

Person 1: "Oh my god, look at John stumbling everywhere!"
Person 2: "Man, he's completely glitzed."

by bobfuckinghope August 28, 2011

Titty Glaze

n. the state in which a woman's breasts are coated ("glazed") with male ejaculate.

v. The process of ejaculating on a woman's naked breasts, often followed by distributing the substance evenly over the breasts' surface using various parts of the body.

n. That pornstar had great titty glaze - those things were shining!

v. My girlfriend let me titty glaze her last night!

by IrntClvr December 10, 2010

Glike

Someone who acts like a spastic or a psychopath

Stop punching me you glike

by Luke Silverman November 18, 2016