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Girth Gang

A group of men who compare penis dimensions(length, girth, etc.) for shits and giggles.
"Girth Gang meeting tonight! Bring your measuring tapes and Sex and the City box sets!
by Maximum_Misanthropia May 2, 2011
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Girthy

When you're pregnant but at the same time you're not.

It's a joke referring to when you're emotional/salty like a pregnant woman but you're obviously not.
Subject 1: *plays any game and sucks at it* Fuck this game, it's complete garbage.
Subject 2: Girthy much little bitch hoe?
by Resnad October 18, 2018
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girthquake

the type of earthquake that gets extreme ammount of facebook attention within the first ten minutes; not to be confused with a dearthquake which is the type of earthquake that gets extreme media attention
*Facebook*
Craig: #OMG EARTHQUAKE!!!!
Marco: it was only a little girthquake you attention seeking whore
by JaMarko October 21, 2011
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"girther" movement

The official annual check up on Trump states that he is 6'3" and 175. Online critics of the president suggest the height and weight measurements were faked and that he is shorter is heavier.
The "girther" movement was out in full force on the internet after Trump's physical and compared his image with a large display of top athletes of the same height and weight.
by mlhiss January 17, 2018
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Girthpods

The name given to unofficial Apple AirPod replicas which are easily identified by their significantly more rotund stem
‘Damn that guys rocking some girthy-ass pods’

‘My new girthpods make everything sound like its from a 1980s cassette player #retro’
by Roseafficianado June 24, 2019
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girthy

Most Americans are kind of girthy because they eat unhealthy food
by Bill E. Naire September 16, 2008
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Girthy

A cock that is considerably large in width
Dude have you seen Michelle Obama's cock? It's girthy
by Edgy headass June 2, 2018
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