geyser

1) Noun: A spring characterized by intermittent discharge of water ejected turbulently and accompanied by a vapour phase (steam). Wikipedia.com

2) Verb: A method used to get drunk fast, while remaining classy: Pour a large amount of hard alcohol into a cup, Grab cup with right hand and your bottle/can/container of chaser with your left. Chug the alcohol in the cup, immediately pour the chaser into the cup and chug that. slang

Ew that girl just took a handle pull and she has herpes. I was going to take a handle pull, but now I will geyser it.

by thefunkySmonkey May 12, 2013

gaysian

A homosexual person of Asian descent. Can also be spelled as "gayzn".

"That Asian guy was totally hot!"
"He was a Gaysian, he was holding that other guy's hand. And he had foundation on his face. GAYSIAN."

by FamBam November 28, 2009

gaysian

An Asian that is Gay

a gaysian

by slicknick9 June 23, 2009

Gaysian

A Gay Asian

I'm really sad that Jim Ching is a Gaysian. I really wanted him in my 100% cotton bedsheets on my bamboo bedframe. He would've made my White Rice into some Fried Rice anyday of the week as soon as he entered his chopstick into my fortune cookie.

by UpNextVanillaSwirlOnThePole March 7, 2017

Geyserville

AKA geezer-ville, fucking-nothing-to-do-ville.

Tourists are constantly drunk, and coyotes are eating babies.

Some like to call it "Boonfuckalucka".

Person 1: What do you want to do?
Person 2: What the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in fucking Geyserville.
Person 1: POST OFFICE BABY!!!!!

by Porkipine October 20, 2006

Gaysian

A gay asian

Chris likes to hire a cheap 'Gaysian' at the weekend..

by Joffy_boy January 23, 2009

Michigan Geyser

the act of putting mentos down somebody's asshole and then pouring diet coke down the asshole. Then a chemical reaction occurs causing a stream of fizz to explode out like a geyser.

Tyler: Dude i just totally gave Amanda a Michigan Geyser last night.
Blake: I've done worse to animals.

by WHITBY20 January 9, 2011