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Geometry Dash 

That one mobile platformer game that was originally just an impossible game rip-off, but then got super popular, got ported to Steam and is a literal fucking game engine by this point
Guy 1: Woah! These animations are sick!

Guy 2: Yeah, they were made in Geometry Dash

Guy 1: Isn’t that a mobile game?

Guy 2: Well yes but actually no.
Geometry Dash by Xukkus January 20, 2022
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Geometry dash 

Geometry dash is a platformer game were you jump as a cube and beat levels.
Geometry dash by EpicName764 ;) April 21, 2022

Geometry Dash lite 

A free version of Geometry Dash that is more popular. The player will tap to jump over spikes and will restart the level if they crash into a spike.
Geck fans like Geometry Dash lite too much
Geometry Dash lite by robertotopo September 25, 2022

Geometry Dash Player

Another way of saying "Virgin"
he: girl hes a Geometry Dash Player

her: ew

Geometry Dash 

This might seem like a really fun game, but, trust me, it's not even close to that. The code is messy and buggy. The security is trash. All levels are shit except the ones that aren't, which isn't the majority. Most of the featured levels are unplayable on phones, and in general because the gameplay is so awful. And don't even wait for an update because you'll just get bored to death.
- Hey do you know what made Jake destroy his PC with a hammer and start unbearably screaming in rage?
- He probably just died at 99% in Geometry Dash
Geometry Dash by IamAcand May 26, 2022

Geometry Dash 

a game made by rubrub and is kinda hard tbh, only 4$ on steam but 150$+ to be good, the community is bad and most of the youtubers make shitty clickbait content.
Person 1: i just died at 98 what is life
Person 2: he PULLED a KNOBBELBOI LMAOO

Person 3: gmd legend

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Geometry Dash by greeksword February 2, 2018