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double geezer

Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.
My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!
by glenzo January 1, 2017
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Chosen Gender Phase

The gender which an individual has willingly chosen and accepted for themselves.
"I think I finally accomplished one of the most important steps of self-discovery. I have finally entered my chosen gender phase."
by zeezer43 June 26, 2021
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British Geezer

father of the chav and roadman

loves football
watches east enders
by zaif12354 February 16, 2022
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attack helicopter gender

A gender that is the best.
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter gender.
by stinkysmellycat May 27, 2016
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geezer squeezer

A girl who only goes out with old guys.
Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.
by circushead March 10, 2007
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geezer squeezer

An automated medical device which provides chest compressions during CPR. It is used for patients that are in cardiac arrest (the heart has stopped). The device is typically wraps around the chest and is attached to a plastic board underneath the patient. The "geezer squeezer" makes CPR more effective and easier for ambulance crews because it reduces fatigue associated with doing chest compressions. Also known as a "Thumper".
Did you see the patient that EMS just brought into the hospital? They had the "geezer squeezer" on him. I hope he makes it.
by code 3 response October 12, 2010
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genderfucked

Not conforming to the gender binary; presenting or identifying as something other than a guy or a girl. May be used to describe androgyny. This term is used in the transgender community, though not everyone who refers to themselves as "genderfucked" also identifies as transgender, and vice-verse. The word is very seldom used in a derogatory sense, and genderfucked individuals usually describe themselves as such.
"I'm so genderfucked. I picked the name Morgan because it can be a guy's or a girl's name."
by Cap'n Morgan September 8, 2006
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