Genesis

The first book of the Holy Bible, the word of God. Genesis is a parable, or a poetic example of how God created the world. Not to be taken literally, unless a fundementalist. Like Jesus told parables to illustrate His point, the Book Of Genesis is a poetic example in the same vein. Evolutionist Christians like me, believe that God infact did evolve us from other species, but somewhere along the line humans fell out of God's grace as did Adam and Eve. Thank's to fundementalists, Christianity is now taken largely as a joke, because they push the idea that Genesis is accurate, instead of being a poetic, artistic parable on the creation of the world. Evolution is a fact, and in no way threatens the Bibles truth. Fundamentalist preacher's need examine this.

Preacher- "Genesis is 100% accurate. Evolution is a lie..."

Educated Christian- "That's just not true...praise be to God for showing us the truth in science!"

by HappyGilmore September 12, 2006

Genesis

An absolutely shit band that Richard Hammond hated

*Stupid bit of a stupid Genesis stupid song plays*

Hammond: AAARGH I HATE THAT BIT

by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx January 19, 2021

Genesis

The smallest school in all of Brooklyn.

I graduated from Genesis and was so glad to enter a new school with multiple hallways.

by Anonymous July 5, 2003

Genesis 140:6

A nigga named Luke.

Thomas- let's refer to Genesis 140:6 today.
All the children- A nigga named Luke. Amen

by PrometheusIn May 16, 2018

Genesis

a word that sounds cool

Woah a genesis sounds so cool!

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020

Genisis

A whore who likes to discriminate her boy friend and dosent give a shit about him

Fuck genisis

by Jessiecalogori May 8, 2019

genesis

Premier term indicating a person's genetic code.

"The genesis of this individual is very unique..."

by Dave January 15, 2004