geezums

1. A word said to avoid taking the lord's name in vain; an exclamation

Geezums, Jake is such loser!

Geezums you just popped up outta nowhere.

by Carissa June 28, 2004

geeza

A Word used to describe a male, independent of race or creed, a bit like bloke. Used more so in the south of England (i.e London) can be used in both a friendly and agressive manner.

Alright Geezer.....


That F*ing geezer has f*cked me right off.

by Matt Richards October 9, 2003

The Geezer

An unelected, unwanted, self-appointed moderator of a chat forum.

Look! The Geezer has got someone else banned again!

by Margaret-e February 23, 2010

geezermobile

a car being driven by a geezer, especially one who has poor driving skills

That geezermobile has caused many problems on the highway.

by CanDA19 June 18, 2006

Geezahh

Male who is known to be down by law by other males.

A Male person who carries himself in laid back way and never gets phased.

Often confused with Geezer,
A geezer is a male person who tries to see a selfish benefit in every situation.

Or a geezer is male who likes beer and is very unpredictable.

Check the dj, this geezzahh will smash it up.

Check Dave, man that guys is one cool muva, yeah man he's a geezahh.

See the way Pete handled that punter, yeah man, kept his cool, he's a geezahh

by Activeminded January 26, 2010

geezefest

An event that involves a gathering of geezers. Often centred around a football match or other sporting event, a geezefest involves consumption of large amounts of alcohol and often recreational drugs.

A geezefest usually starts in a pub in the morning or early afternoon and continues until the participants are too mashed to continue the geezefest and have to return home. Geezefests invariably involve banter between geezers and sometimes a fight.

Who was at the football yesterday?

All the lads, it was a proper geezefest.

by geezermcgeeze July 23, 2012

standard geezer

what you use to refer to a person (mostly male) as a very boring and orthodox person. someone who only does the normal thing and not anything exciting.

person 1 "hey, me and the lads are going to the strip club on Saturday and make it rain on some pretty girls with stupid names like 'boner garage'. you wanna hit it up?"

person 2 " nah. i cant, i got to study for my exam coming up or my teacher will drop me of the course so quick; i wont even have time to cry about it"

person 1 "stop being such a standard geezer and hit it up with the lads"

person 2" yeahhhh, you right. fuck biology, ill study for it later".

by TOPDONJALAL March 3, 2016