Geezer no gizer

A geezer no gizer is an old pig that runs around the forestry trees in search for a cantaloupe.

Erin- ‘hey Bethany did u see that geezer no gizer running around yesterday?’

Bethany- ‘why yes Erin I did’

by randopando2 October 1, 2018

Geeter logger

A meth infused fire wood logger that can not measure or follow through with getting any wood at all.

I’m not buying any wood this year from that geeter logger.

by The Methmaticians of the N.W. September 25, 2020

geefee

it’s an cool name to call your girlfriend

person1: omg i have a geefee
person 2: omg i’m so happy for you!

by fish.eye April 11, 2021

Geeter meter

Is the speed; longevity; and intensity of a meth high.

Damn dog! That Brandy chic needs to check her Geeter meter. She is pegged out!

by Miss Understood81 October 29, 2021

Gimpy Geezer

Niall & James

Niall: ''insert gimpy joke''
James: HAHAHAHAHAH NIGE WHAT A LAD

everyone else: that isn't even funny, you guys are such gimpy geezers

by herpderpery December 17, 2012

gazing geezer

An elderly man who enjoys public restrooms and looking over urinal partition walls at other men's penis. A elderly man who gets gratification by hanging out in a public restroom watching other men piss.

Careful in the shitter there's a gazing geezer in there.

by Pepe Chong August 24, 2017

active geezers

Active geezers means there’s horrible geezers gaffing it up and getting very very bent up

Can’t wait to gaff it up tomorrow with some active geezers yeah that’s Fucking nice

by Troyd97 December 7, 2018