Ganderthroll

Placing the tip of your penis in acid then inserting it directly into someones ear.

It's not my fault she was deaf before the ganderthroll.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

Gayvery

Short for Gay Slavery. Harshly overworking your Gay friends for little or no rewards. Bondage, severe toil; drudgery.

(Although..a little Bondage could be ok, in the right circumstances! Let's be real!)

What do you mean I can't have a cocktail until I finish cooking the Beef Bourguignon?! That's Gayvery you bitches! Now, where's my Martini?!

by JoRoBig May 17, 2011

Gayer than a bag of dicks

Gayer than your average bear! very very gay! so gay you could stand a flag pole in there anus and pack the sides with mounds of pubic hair for a more compact feel.

Scotts outerwear is a pink fish-net vest, bright coloured ass-less drainpipes and sporting glittery fairy wings along with his boyfriends dancing to YMCA and rubbing oil into there exposed nipples. therefore he would be and this would be 'gayer than a bag of dicks'

by zakoh October 26, 2007

Gayer than AIDS

Being super gay, gayer then gay faggots.

Normal guy: Hey man you touched my ass.

Gay guy: You love it

Normal guy: Fuck off, your Gayer than Aids.

by Boredtodeath.com.ru.au.de.boob January 25, 2012

gayden

gayden: another more humerous way of calling someone hayden

hayden walked into the classroom and instead of saying ''hi hayden'' i said ''hi gayden'' HA!

by sean mcfaden April 18, 2006

gaydar

The amazing ability to sense gay or bi (tho mostly the first) by apperence, personality, how they talk, move breathe, practically how they sleep.

Usually the gay/bi ones are always the good looking ones. ie: Nick Lachey, David Beckham, Channing Tatum, Ryan Carnes, Chad Michael Murray

and usually the ugly one's are hetero.
ie: Dick Chaney, George Bush and Bill O Reily (sad isn't it)

Kate: This guy Dave is like a total hottie!
Jeff: Dave? he's gay, my gaydar pinged when i saw him
Kate: ohh thats too bad. who else is gay?
Jeff: Your husband
Kate: Noooo you lie you fag!
Jeff: I slept with him so take that you fat bitch!

by AndreaCow April 9, 2006

Gardern Gnome Syndrome (GGS)

A less familiar Scottish adage used for students:
When a student does poorly on an assignment/test/quiz and is frustrated for the long hours devoted to studying. So frustrated, the student feels the urge to murder the/insert into the teacher responsible with a garden gnome.

student 1: SHIT! 45% WTF? I STUDIED FOR THREE HOURS!
student 2: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
student 1: Sorry, my Gardern Gnome Syndrome (GGS) flaired up.

by Fizzle1234561 January 8, 2010