gayland

being hopelessly infatuated. the honeymoon period of a relationship. also, wherever a dude is when he's not hanging out with his bros and the new girlfriend is probably to blame.

"dude dillon's so in gayland..." "i know... he hasn't stopped texting all night." "they're probably getting married." "gay."

by gaylander June 10, 2009

gatman and robin

gatman is 50 cent and robin is eminem if you dont belive look at the new 50 cent cd`

look who is on stage
who
gatman and robin

by Danny Sway April 19, 2005

Gay Man's Fifty

A quantity of marijuana or hashish, ostensibly worth $50, but which has been taxed. By "taxed" is meant that the drug has been procured through a middle-man, who has taken some of the product for himself, secretly (or, to use the vernacular, "on the sly"), as covert payment for his services. Whilst taxing is standard procedure among Marijuana Addicts, the Gay Man's Fifty is distinctive because it is taxed excessively: the marijuana is so heavily taxed that it is thought (by the middle-man) that the intended recipient will not accept it. It being a seller's market, fortunately for the middle-man, the recipient always does.

"Yo, I thought that dude was my cuz, but he sold me a gay man's fifty, son!"

by J Johnson December 16, 2005

gay man pompadour

The hairstyle that many hipsters (and often gay men) have that is short on the sides and tall or long in the middle.

Also known as the lesbian pompadour.

David Beckham, Zac Efron, or Bruno Mars all have gay man pompadours

by Amelia Jessica Pond February 14, 2014

Straight Plan for the Gay Man

An American program on Comedy Central, this show is a spoof of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It features four straight comedians (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms, Rob Riggle), who are known as the Flab Four. They make over a gay man on each episode so he can pass as straight.

The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.

In the three episodes of Straight Plan for the Gay Man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (I-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.

by Lock Down April 12, 2008

Gaymon

A gaymon is a person who has no friends but thinks he does. No one really likes him and only goes online to get girlfriends! As he is really ugly and has no hope of getting a real life girl friends. Loves to make him self feel important by making up stories!

Most gaymon's can be found from Online games!

We all know a gaymon!

Ling Ling : "Omg this loser is trying to pick me from ORO (onlinegame) he knows i'm 14 he must be a gaymon"

by Ling Ling Ding ding December 10, 2008

Straight Plan for the Gay Man

1.Revenge by public whiners on the gay people from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
2.A homophobe's version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
3.Money induced T.V. drivel
4.When a bad idea from the start gets worse

Hey, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy sucks, because there's a new one now. Let's watch that instead.

by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004