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Gargantuan Gaping Gash

The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.
His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025
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Gargantuman

A naturally massive, powerfully built male (human) both in height and body mass, standing at least 7feet tall weighing more than 300lbs.
Gargantuman looks at least Shaq's size, but fitter like Wilt Chamberlain
by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025
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Jamie gargan

A walking machine that gives the woman a run for his money
‘Man being cool
Sardine”look! He’s a Jamie gargan.”
by Cletus hairberry October 3, 2020
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glizzy gargantua

Glizzy Gargantua meaning one who destroys the glizzy game they are over the likes of a glizzy gobbler glizzy gladiator and a glizzy god
“i ate all the glizzys in the world i must be a glizzy gargantua!”
by LilSmall69 February 25, 2023
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Gre't Gargantuam Gargoyle

A person who is a retard and has no body parts.
Oh look at Andrew Baker, he is a Gre't Gargantuam Gargoyle, what a fat retard.
by Young.Sullivan January 25, 2023
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