Gaff-cape

a bathrobe that is worn around the house

wheres my gaff-cape? I gotta go cast some spells

by sixknee March 7, 2023

gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.

Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police

by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023

gaff

If someone’s having a gaff. They’re having a house party.

A party at someone’s house/flat/apartment

“Jay is having a gaff, you coming?”

by PolarGear May 13, 2020

Gaff

Gaff is northern slang for someone’s home, mainly used in Manchester, England.

Gaff = house

“Where have you been?” “I’ve been at Mark’s Gaff”

“There’s a party at Mark’s gaff tonight”

by M889 June 11, 2018

Blow the Gaff

To knock one out on to a piece of cloth - in most cases a hankerchief - roll it up and hide it under the bed covers.

Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...

Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.

Guy: Did you wash your hands?

by Crazy Meka September 16, 2009

Gaff Fever

The phenomenon when you come home from a gaff (house party) or a night out and you feel the drink starting to hit you.

Oh no that drink has proper hit me I have gaff fever.

by Polomint2001 December 24, 2022

gaff banger

someone who invites loads of people to their gaff to shag them and their friends do the same in all rooms of the house

ahh stay away from mike he’s a gaff banger

by toenails> August 21, 2019