Baz gaff

when you and all your mates go to a gaff (a house party) and fuck the house up by doing weird shit like putting bananas in lights and sriracha in the knife holder

friend 1: yo my mates having a gaff tonight
friend 2: sweet wanna make it a baz gaff?

by blackcurrantsoda December 20, 2017

Lezbo gaff

House of lesbians

Let’s book it to the lezbo gaff.

by Kippybitch July 24, 2019

gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.

Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police

by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023

GIFF GAFF

When your internet isn't up to the best of its abaility

Dom has 'Giff Gaff" internet and he should delete his pro clubs player

by Moz1813 November 24, 2020

gaff face

One who has a face resembling a sliping Jim or that of a slmo. Also known as tuck a dick. Metrosexual. Fake pussy head.

You is a gaff face bitch

by Beatle head July 01, 2017

Gaff shoes

Soft shoes worn inside your gaff (home) to protect your feet and your carpets.

I went down the corner shop to get some milk and forgot I was wearing my gaff shoes.

by Miss Andrist May 31, 2021

gaff banger

someone who invites loads of people to their gaff to shag them and their friends do the same in all rooms of the house

ahh stay away from mike he’s a gaff banger

by toenails> August 21, 2019