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snooze gambling

The ill-advised risky act of snoozing your alarm, with the high probability you might not wake up in time.
"I played snooze gambling this morning, overslept and was late for my interview.
by Big Less 64 February 27, 2025
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Sex gambling

The act of making a risky play that might get you arrested if failed, but could end up in getting you some good sex.
Yo bro, last night I used this sex gambling technique on some hot girl. I though ts was gonna get me jailed but she gave me some really fucking good pussy because of that.
by Keplerix March 5, 2025
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castration gambling

A game where a challenge takes place (Like keeping the man from orgasming for 10-20 minutes) and a wager is made (cock, balls, or both). If the man loses the challenge, whatever is wagered is cut off.
GF: How would you like to do some castration gambling and lose that cock of yours?
by RandoFucker March 20, 2025
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Clock Gobbling Flagget

A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.
Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.

If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.
by SlobKnobRob June 16, 2025
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Fear Gobbling

When a rafter of turkeys collectively experience a traumatic event and let out a shared “gobble” in panic
the fireworks have the local turkeys fear gobbling
by manic morgellon July 4, 2025
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International Gambling Day

International Gambling Day (IGD for short) is a day where people who are of age are required to gamble all across the world to celebrate gambling and casinos.
It falls on October 17th the day the first legal casino in the world opened in Venice in 1638 (the Ridotto).
"Damm I lost all my money I saved up for collage on the International Gambling Day"
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Murphy's Law of Gambling

"You can patronize the slots till Doomsday or buy any number of scratch-off tickets and never gain any significant winnings, but then just as soon as you stop playing, the very next player will win big."
Many an addicted gamer believes in Murphy's Law of Gambling, even though it is indeed :"all chance" and thus seldom actually works out that way.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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