by AU24K October 13, 2016
A term used by bouncers or bartenders when kicking out an unruly customer. Concrete; meaning the front door, the sidewalk; embarrassing and in public but semi-safe. Whereas, Gravel means to be kicked out of the backdoor; where all the bartenders, bouncers, and regulars throw the unruly customer into a not-so-friendly environment, where there are no bystanders or cameras, and they all proceed to beat the shit out of the unruly one(s).
Nick the Bouncer: Hey! Was that you just breaking all those bottles?
Lil' shit kid: Yeah, so what? Fuck off! (spits at Nick the Bouncer)
Nick the Bouncer: Well, that's an easy answer to Concrete or Gravel? Boys, we got a live one! (Nick the Bouncer grabs the Lil' shit kid & throws him out the back door. Slow & steady, four regular Joes walk out the door cracking their knuckles).
Lil' shit kid: Yeah, so what? Fuck off! (spits at Nick the Bouncer)
Nick the Bouncer: Well, that's an easy answer to Concrete or Gravel? Boys, we got a live one! (Nick the Bouncer grabs the Lil' shit kid & throws him out the back door. Slow & steady, four regular Joes walk out the door cracking their knuckles).
by Studs Lonigan III December 06, 2024
by Jammy March 13, 2016
Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.
by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022
An urban legend by troy that somebody broke into his garden and stole a couple pieces of gravel. Meanwhile, Troy wanted to get a "delicious" milkshake from the kitchen but didn't want to get shot. You're welcome troy
-Operator
-Operator
by Gravel Man February 20, 2021
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)
by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 25, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)...
by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 25, 2025