Grandmother Qua

A Grandmother Qua is when you are masterbauting and you have an orgasm, then your grandmother walks in the room and you have a double orgasm.

Last night was so crazy! I felt like I was having a Grandmother Qua!

by Sexy Rainbow Unicorn February 24, 2011

grandmotherfucker

One who fucks a grandmother

Steve Stifler in American Wedding is a grandmotherfucker, since he fucks Jim's grandmother.

by Greg Pugh August 14, 2003

grandmother food

The amazing food grandmothers are known to make.

Tom: Hey what did you eat for dinner last night?
Brad: I'm lucky, i got to have grandmother food.

by RocknrollPineda December 9, 2007

Ganjfather

The godfather of marijuana.

The type of dude who teaches you things to do with smoking such as rolling and tricks.

That dude you can always hit up and he'll be like "I gotchu"

Rose is the ganjfather.
My ganjfather taught me everything I know.

by jlotter November 29, 2010

your grandmother’s titties

A sarcastic way to avoid a conversation that you don’t want to have

Person 1: Hey, what’d you get on the test?
Person 2: Your grandmother’s titties
Person 1: Damn..

by Silograndma December 9, 2017

praying grandmothers

your grandmothers prayer protecting you

“i got praying grandmothers for niggas who hate”

by Freeway.re August 22, 2020

Is your grandmother Japanese?

Complete disbelief at your lack of situational awareness.

"Oh my God, do you know where you are? Use the handrail on the escalator. Is your grandmother Japanese?"

by JormanThoad December 1, 2020