This is when you tell your sex partner you're going to fuck her in the pussy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her ass (going in the #2 hole)
fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!
fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!
by jmizzel January 12, 2009
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by brownskicker February 6, 2009
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a legitimate goal that is denied by a referee due to misjudgement. Source: World Cup 2010 pre-quarter final match between Germany and England. During the match, a Frank Lampard shot bounced off the undreside of the bar into the net but the goal was not allowed by referee Jorge Larrionda.
by uttam maharjan July 1, 2010
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I was watching the game yesterday when all of a sudden your mom comes up to me and asks for a 50 yard field goal of her own. "It's good!"
by azzkicker November 24, 2010
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by Saints September 9, 2003
Get the field goal mug.someone that you know who they are, but don't actually know personally. you make it your goal to become friends with them.
Katie: Hey you know that guy that sits in the front of the classroom in algebra?
Kayla: Yeah.
Katie: I think he's my friend goal. He seems pretty cool.
Kayla: Yeah.
Katie: I think he's my friend goal. He seems pretty cool.
by KaylaAnnette November 5, 2009
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