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Gloria and Glorius

The two old parrots in the zoo, who have never left each other's side since day 1. They conjoin knuckles and always huddle together in pairs. When one is near, the other is happy. When one is gone, the other is depressed. Let's hope no one dies.
"Gloria and Glorius are the perfect old, married couple!"
"That couple over there looks like a Gloria and Glorius!"
by BettytheBanger October 22, 2023
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Gloria Textefan

The name given to your over obnoxious female friend that only uses her phone for texting. And believes that texting her ex-boyfriend isn't just as bad as calling him.

See also: Emilio Textevez
Tell Gloria Textefan to get off my nuts and put her phone down!
by techjunkee January 22, 2010
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gloria jeans

The place to hang out and shit but we just go to drink some hot chocolate and get a bite to eat and then go out and get piised and the place to work out what we are guna do in the night.
Tommo:Oi josh lets go to gloria jeans
Josh: yeah ay i fell like a hot chocolate and we will work out where to get pissed
by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005
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The hottest Goth Rock band ever. From Fairfield
Invented seminal goth stuff. Like The Cure. And Black Nail Polish.
1) I was at Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines last night - I bet I get some hot goth-lesbian action!
2) I'm going to Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines tonight. Can I borrow your black nail polish and Good Charlotte T-shirt?
by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004
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Gloria Heldt

The most wonderful girl you will ever meet. She is one to be wild, yet serious. It is said when you date one you will never want somebody else. She is very lucky to have. Before you can get in her pants you have to stroke your finger all up and down her body.
Gloria Heldt is so amazing.
I am so lucky to have Gloria Heldt.
by paublo69 December 4, 2012
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gloria burns

To be so drawn out on a drug that you will suck a dirty homeless man's cock for more.
by cumguzzler8o August 4, 2014
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gloria ridelle

Gloria Ridelle is the best dream girl you could have, she’s the type of girl that laugh easily. Once you get to know her she will want to talk to you a lot. She is not a shy girl. When you get close she will want to hangout with you. Gloria will kiss you everyday and will want to stay with you. Gloria is a very hot girl and wonderful to be with. She’s the type of girl that if you do mean things to her she will be mean with you. She wouldn’t tell you that she likes you but, she will if you do. She is very kind and a charm.
Alex: Hey Gloria, you’re such a gorgeous girl !
Gloria: Aww thank you so much!
Alex: did you see Zack said today?
Gloria Ridelle: Yes, he was wearing is shirt the wrong way he so dumb!
Alex: yeah!
by Paolo April 14, 2019
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