Giraffadon

a large fictional half giraffe half godzilla like lizard. eats mainly cadbury's creme eggs

Dave was enjoying his lovely chocolate egg, when a Giraffadon climbed in an open window and stole it.

by terry wrist2 June 30, 2010

Lap Giraffe

Another word for wang. It just means Penis.

Wanna take a ride on my lap giraffe?

by eight-twenty-nine April 18, 2011

giraffe

The most respectable creature in the animal kingdom.

"I wish I was born a giraffe."

by yelyr April 25, 2009

Giraffe Neck

When you take a shit so big, that people mistake it for a Giraffe's Neck.

Dad, my anus hurts, I just got finished squeezing out a giraffe neck.

by Aaron Sierpo March 28, 2007

Giraffe Neck

a person with a abnormally long neck who looks like a giraffe

"Wow that girl kylie looks like a giraffe neck"

by badniqqabitch July 20, 2017

new york giraffe

when a man and woman fit into one pair of pants and have anal sex.

"hey hunny, you wanna do a new york giraffe"
"Of course dear. But where are we going to find a pair of pants that big"

by doochpedro January 3, 2009

Giraffic Park

1. Like Jurassic Park...but with Giraffes.

2. A collection of Giraffe Graphics aka Giraffics.

Yo, Schmed, have you seen the new Giraffic Park trailer. Those necks are lit ! OMG<3, brb afk.

by Arty Curry May 23, 2018