Screen-genes

The dry residue of sperm left on the screen of a smartphone or iPad after masturbation.

John was unable to play Fruit Ninja properly because of all the screen-genes.

by brandeberger January 26, 2015

Gene Steratore

When you finger a girl with an index card.

Billy: "did you hear that Sam gave Linda a Gene Steratore?"

Tom: Holy shit! What's wrong with him...?

by CircleTheWagons May 3, 2018

Win Gene

A gene that one inherits, like any other that makes a person very well rounded and likely to "win" at many aspects of life. The win gene allows the carrier to pick up new things very quickly compared to the average human. Phrase originated from the song "All I Do Is Win". The win gene is separated into many categories that are displayed in the carrier. They include:
25% intelligence, 15% appearance, 15% social skills (speaking ability, attitude, etc.), 15% athleticism (strength, endurance, etc), 10% musical talent, 10% life success (well-known, wealth, clothing, car, etc.), 5% video game skills, 2% trivia knowledge, 2% leadership, and 1% sexual endurance.

-"Wow, he is awesome at everything he does, he must have the win gene!"

-"The win gene has been passed down through our family for generations. All my relatives have had successful lives!"

-"Pete Dawkins is a former Heisman Trophy winner, Rhodes Scholar, U.S. Army Brigadier General, and Republican candidate for Senate. He is also the former vice chairman of Citigroup Private Bank. He definitely has the win gene."

by Tommy Reid March 11, 2011

gladiator gene

The natural ability to be clutch when it counts; as if your life depended on it.

He had to hit the three to win the game. He crossed over, stepped back, and hit the shot as the time expired. He tapped his Gladiator Gene.

by Loose Beagle July 30, 2015

Popcorn Gene

Noun; A woman who has a high probability to gain lots of weight after having children

Stephany is cute but she carries the popcorn gene

by Chiquemagnet October 13, 2017

Gene Clean

to go back in time with the intention to remove the filth from their gene pool

Tommy, you're fucking nasty. Is it because you need to shower or Gene Clean?

by Ant1L1f3 October 16, 2008

Gene Wilder

A generally awesome actor. He passed away on August 29th, 2016.

He is most known for his role as Willy Wonka in the 1971 film, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Unlike what a certain OTHER USER said, he is NOT a tool, and did NOT play a "pseudo-pedophile."

I would even compare him to Mr. Rogers.

"Gene Wilder did a phenomenal job in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, don't you agree?"

"Yeah! I like the remake too, but Gene Wilder ftw!"

by Rhanhelding December 11, 2020