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He is crazy as fuck. He is narcissistic, jealous, insecure. An asshole. Don't fall for his charm. But you will. sensitive eventhough he has this emotionally withdrawn personality. He isn't good at relationships. He is controlling and will make sure you think he is interested in you for a relationship but will then turn your world upside down because he was only studying you. He will groom you to be in his harem of ex's, fuck buddies, friends, family and random people he met online. So you can be supply and he can use you when he wants on his own terms. He is a master emotional manipulator. First sign of something he doesn't like and he bounces. He won't even talk to you first. Full of assumptions. Egotistical and judgemental. He thinks everyone is a liar. He has major trust issues. He acts shady as hell but it's not likely you'll
catch him. If you do he will just say he wasn't trying to hide it. He'll drop even family over petty shit. He is also a hoe. He will fuck your mom, wife, best friend, daughter, sisters and their husbands and boyfriends. He has no boundaries. No matter what though you can't get mad over anything he has done to you. He will tell everyone anything he feels like.
But he is a pretty cool guy. With a killer personality. He is real funny. He is sexy as fuck with a big dick and likes to cuddle and has gorgeous eyes. He isn't
Mr. Right but he sure will fuck you right. He is also very knowledgeable and has a good memory. But plays the dumb card well.
catch him. If you do he will just say he wasn't trying to hide it. He'll drop even family over petty shit. He is also a hoe. He will fuck your mom, wife, best friend, daughter, sisters and their husbands and boyfriends. He has no boundaries. No matter what though you can't get mad over anything he has done to you. He will tell everyone anything he feels like.
But he is a pretty cool guy. With a killer personality. He is real funny. He is sexy as fuck with a big dick and likes to cuddle and has gorgeous eyes. He isn't
Mr. Right but he sure will fuck you right. He is also very knowledgeable and has a good memory. But plays the dumb card well.
"You know Dave, Porno Dave?"
"Yeah Ive heard that Porno Dave isn't not Mr Right but I hear he has a big dick and will fuck you right!"
"Yeah Ive heard that Porno Dave isn't not Mr Right but I hear he has a big dick and will fuck you right!"
by crumpface February 05, 2017
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People who just don't give a fuck. They have no filter. They are brutally honest. If you're a whiney bitch you won't get along with these types. They tell you what you need to hear not what you want to hear.
So if you want good advice or in need of a good lecture find someone that was born with the fuck it gene.
They are easy to find. They usually are a bit intimidating and have a loud personality. They probably aren't in with the trends and have their own style.
They are really great friends and are very smart. They are also opioniated and philosophical.
People who just don't give a fuck. They have no filter. They are brutally honest. If you're a whiney bitch you won't get along with these types. They tell you what you need to hear not what you want to hear.
So if you want good advice or in need of a good lecture find someone that was born with the fuck it gene.
They are easy to find. They usually are a bit intimidating and have a loud personality. They probably aren't in with the trends and have their own style.
They are really great friends and are very smart. They are also opioniated and philosophical.
She is a cool ass chick. She will straight up tell you what's up. She was born with the fuck it gene.
by crumpface February 05, 2017
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