Gaze dodge

The act of avoiding looking directly at somebody repulsive. The repulsion may be caused by ugliness, UFO's (unidentified facial objects) or small deformities such as birth marks. The common side affect of gaze dodging is guilt, an act to be used sensibly. Gaze Dodging is predominantly used when at supermarket checkouts.

"Man, she was so ugly i had to gaze dodge her"

"We all do sometimes, bro"

by Landoddage May 27, 2009

gazprellied

Not being allowed out to play. Grounded.

Boy: Mom, can I go out to play?
Mother: No! silly boy, you're Gazprellied!

by cangazcomeouttoplay October 15, 2009

terminal gazing

The act of people watching as they walk by in airport, train or bus terminal with the sole purpose of passing the time to reduce boredom while waiting for your flight, train or bus.

My flight was delayed 3 hours, so I passed the time terminal gazing.

by carlos villarreal April 27, 2006

meat gazzer

A male that looks at a other mans penis at public restroom urinals.

Hey John, see that guy walking out of the bathroom. He's a total fucking meat gazzer! He was looking at my junk the whole time I was peeing!

by Johnadam May 31, 2006

gazillion

An imaginary number used to emphasize the vastness of something.

China has a gazillion people.


I have a gazillion dollars etc.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Gaziboed

Being very Drunk.

I was totally gaziboed last night.

by Clive - O March 1, 2009

Gazprellied

An incongruous state of enclosure enforced by the birth of a first born child, particulary used to note the juxtaposition of parental responibility with the obvious benefits of an upcoming event.

I'll have to check with (partner) first, I'm Gazprellied mate.

I really want to do it, but I've been Gazprellied since the baban came along.

by reissboyo October 15, 2009