gophering

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

i had to shit so bad, that turd was gophering!

by here coco! April 11, 2008

Getering

What happens during the live performance of 'Sledgehammer' by Peter Gabriel. The move is the thrusting of the hips alongside rapid arm movements towards the head.

'I'm watching Sledgehammer Live in Athens!'

'Oh really that's cool look he's - oh whats that'

'Oh dear. He's Getering again'

by Killer_Vybz February 1, 2023

Gatoring

The act of submerging oneself in water (typically an Ocean, river or lake) so only your eyes and the top of your head is visible, much like an alligator. Commonly followed by stalking other people in the water and death rolling them.

Andrew – Let’s go to the beach and gator some girls
Adam – I love gatoring
Mark – I’m going to gator some boys

by Ben Johns January 19, 2010

Gandering

Grabbing ones junk or someone else's junk. In the spirit of goosing someone's ass, only from the front.

I wasn't all that into my wife goosing my ass, but she can start gandering me anytime she wants. Preferably in the morning.

by Atlas of the 6 March 9, 2010

gaythering

1) A gathering of gay people.

2) A gathering of happy people.

Will you be at the gaythering later?

by Assilem18 February 27, 2014

Mathering

Involuntary reflex from the human body, similar to gagging or hacking up a lugy, which happens continuously during a whole night of partying and popping bottles, scaring away any girls from your VIP table, and also causing security to keep a close eye on the individuals involved.

Joe, "Why after every bump does Jon gag like that, is he dying? Also he is making everyone look at us."

James, "He is mathering dude, it's all good, that's how we roll"

by TuckDCconnect August 6, 2012

Gunthering

v. The act of spamming the Ding Ding Dong song by Gunther. (As made infamous by Swag Mac Daddy)

Yaw dat trick got gunthered n he was like yaw i'ma tell dat girl you like dat. N he was like naw mo gunthering mane.

by Swag Mac Daddy July 29, 2011