Gape Bros

Bros whose bowel movement times are on the same schedule at work and choose stalls next to each other to shit while they talk about sports and other bro stuff.
Have you seen the gape bros? They just had their coffee they must be in the shitter.
by Luna0021 July 6, 2023
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Dirty gape

Being beat in a race Realy bad
Im about to lay a Dirty gape on a 850 with my mach 1 700 tbh
by peterdyck December 25, 2021
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generation gape

(v.) -- to gaze stupidly or in open-mouthed surprise or wonder at someone from another generation for doing or saying something completely surprising or incomprehensible due to the generation gap.
"Whenever I say something old-fashioned to my teenage sons, they just look at me in a totally befuddled way and then generation gape at me in wide-eyed wonder. 'Oh Dad, please!' is what they are thinking, I'm sure!"
by PRwiz101 March 15, 2012
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gape cake

Gape cake is the art of getting fisted in the anal cavity in but in the pile driver position, extremely rough and usually unpleasant for one of the two people.
I'm so sore from the 10 Gape cakes John gave me last night
by Fehel maballs March 23, 2017
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Gaping Chad

Primarily used to describe men who Bring top energy but effectively are Bottoms. Ex. ShiaBun
ShiaBun often comes off as a Gaping Chad whilst Streaming
by SM132 September 23, 2023
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Gape Gate

Also the butthole or soulhole. In order to reach the illusive soul one travels best through the bootyhole. A rookie just climbs in there not even clipping their nails first like a Neanderthal. But an expert soulcubus takes their time stretching the gate to its maximum potential allowing a wrist and for the lucky ones a forearm to reach all the way up and tickle that bitch.
Hand me the gape gate speculum so we can retrieve this soul” said every mortician
by Unclemotherfucker May 29, 2022
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holy gape

A virgin religious girl that is a slut and only does anal.
Sally is such a holy gape when I put it in her wizard sleave of a booty hole it was like throwing a hotdog down a hall way.
by Crk. November 14, 2015
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