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Funting

The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.
I was caught accidentally Funting my cousin now I’m getting sued!!
by Seargant skibbidi April 18, 2024
mugGet the Funtingmug.

Funt

Usually consists of a old slut named Pamela that likes to wear 12" strap ons and takes devastating right hooks to the gut for doing so in the wrong person's vicinity... She was punched so hard in the gut her vag traded places with her darkstar. End result FUNT - Her cunt runs from the back to the front.
Fuckin Pam fell out her chair after the 50th cap o' G, pissed her self, and blew her Lululemons to smitherines! Unnecessary amount of FUNT TO BE SEEN! LOL
by HeavyMetalSLUT June 30, 2025
mugGet the Funtmug.

FUNT

Don't talk to her, she's being a funt!
by PhantomJoeyG April 15, 2022
mugGet the FUNTmug.

Funt

Taz: cal is funny but hes a cunt
Carmen: Cal's a Funt
by Taz1000 June 2, 2021
mugGet the Funtmug.

Funt

Pulling your foreskin forward enough to emulate a vagina and having another man fuck it
Darryl and I had a good funt last night
by Funt Expert January 27, 2019
mugGet the Funtmug.

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